I just got my first pokémon today,
And I cannot wait to fight and slay,
All the basic trainers in my way,
I'm the predator and you're my prey!

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So I know I said I bought Pokemon White weeks ago, but it turned out to be a fraudulent version. But now a got a legit PAL version, so here I come Unova!

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When we last saw eachother, I had just become champion and tasked by Looker (I fucking hate this guy...) to bring the Seven Sages of Team Plasma in for questioning. Oh, and ran into lv60+ pokemons...!

So my first order of business was to grind. A LOT!
(And it took me until now to realise that the sport centers in Nimbasa resets everyday... )
But a few days later, I was in the 60's and ready to explore the eastern parts of Unova!

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The journy continues.
I went through a cave with electrical magnet crystals floating about. In there was a pretty cool electric spider which I might have used if, again, I didn't need a Surf user, or if I didn't already have a Bug type (files Joltik under "Pokemon I may use in White 2")
More improtantly BEELZEBUB evoled into it's final form, Scopilede and looks soo cool omg I love it!!!
Also, Herdier evolved and... I hate how it looks...

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Holy shit this game is fun!

I found the Purrloin! I had to look in up in the Pokédex cause the encounter rate was so low, but I knew it had to be close by since three different trainers around the area had one. I named it AMETHYST, after my real cat. Plus it's purple. It knows a move called Assist which is a really fun move.

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So since I was away last weekend I had got alot of time put into this game.

First of all, CAROL learned Psychic on level up so I immediately used a Moon Stone to evolve her into Musharna, and now makes a very unsettling ghost whistle sound when brough out into battle. (And since the Evoilite she's been holding this whole time is no longer in effect, I gave it to CHARON, which has evolved into Lampent.)

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Another day means more progress.

Beat the second gym. Whiped twice again. That Herdier and Watchog was some piece of work!

Got my first couple of evolutions. First Lillipup into my own Herdier and it looks so cool. Then NAHASH evolved into Servine which looks... Stupid to be honest. But I know the final evo is awesome. And lastly AMETHYST evolved into Liepard!

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- 48 hours remaining -

Just two more days and then I'm free from that pig!

But on a more positive note. I just bought Pokemon White!
...
Yeah I know I'm years late, but I've avoided spoilers this whole time and it looks to be the best Pokemon game ever.

So I took a break from White to play my old Pokémon Ruby. I got back into it with the intention to finally complete the pokedex, so I got on a massive hunt for every available pokemon. Now there's only a few left. Which is to:
Evolve Vigoroth, Nincada, Marill, Golbat, Glupin, Numel, Grimer, Koffing, Sandshrew, Corphish, Rhyhorn, Snorunt and Beldum.
Get another Moonstone for Skitty and Jigglypuff.
Trade Kadabra, Graveler, Machoke, Clamperl (x2) and Seadra and trigger their evos.

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Sooo...
I've exceeded <Current Year> number of encounters (2115 st to be precise) and still no shiny...
I looked it up, and you can find Venipede at a later location. One which have dark grass in it, which has a chance of giving you two pokemon encounters at the same time. So I've made the executive decision to put the shinyhunt on hold for awhile and continue with the game.

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I got a shiny Venipede!

And I got it all by myself, mommy! You put your faith in the world and it delivers! Whooho! And I caught it in a premier ball which makes it extra super special awesome! New words of praise will have to be invented just to... I used Action Replay........

Well in my defence, your resolve really takes a hit after your 8000th encounter and I really want to continue with the game. I regrett nothing!

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We interrupt this episode of Pokégod with this important message!

A loophole in Nintendo's Wi-fi Connection has been found which allows you to connect to their servers, despite their supposed shutdown for DS era games. This means that you'll be able to access online features, and in a truely bizzare twist of fate, download Mystery Gifts for Gen 4 and 5 pokemon games!

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